A PERSON

People are quite complicated and compact sorts overflowing with impossible details. In others words, very hard to put anyone in a box without left over to count. Here is a glimpse of me. Enjoy.

I am a Christian; Male; 6’1 ½; Green eyed; 49 years old; Married; Caucasian; Deep/loud voice; Cartoonist; Storyteller; Father of a nineteen year daughter in college; Married for over twenty one years; together for over 23 years; Middle child with an older brother, by four years, and a little years, by 2 ½ years; Writer; Toy maker; Type 1 diabetic; Survived a 1200 blood sugar and a 17 blood sugar; Like to walk more then drive; Since being together, my wife never has bought a greeting card; She has me drawn them; Not a picky eater; Accepts Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior; Very Philosophical; Tend to rant at times; Have a crazy laugh;A Cousin; A Son; An Uncle; Owner of two cats; Love Spring and Fall; Not a fan of heat; Huge Classic Doctor Who Fan; Geek; Huge Fan of Comic Books; Favorites are Batman; Wonder Woman; Spider-Man; Transformers collector; Love anything 1980’s; Apolitical; An associates in Arts; Bachelors in Political Science; Masters in Integrated Marketing Communications; 21 years as A Security Guard and counting; Protective of family and friends; Believe we all should be judged as individuals; Believe in Redemption; Devoted to my wife as my one and only ever; Allergic to the smell of pot; Soup Fan; Grew up loving the Monkees; Read The Hobbit when I was ten. Not a huge fan of live action TV; Big fan of Professional Wrestling; Can be a little obsesses when trying to accomplish something; Don't like to fail especially if it may affect someone else; Try to be comfortable with myself when possible; Work nights and took care of my daughter when she was little during the day; Learned everything I know about art from my Grandfather and two art teachers who showed me to practice; patience; passion and talent along with the skill; Self published my own comic books; Cam be unpredictable at times;As a child had an imaginary dog that turned out to be real; My brother ordered me by talking to a nun. Disappointed that there was no robot plague when I was a kid; Thought the Bubonic plague was the bionic plague; My imaginary friend was a pelican named Barnsy; Have owned my website since 2017; Right hand dominate; Couldn't read phonics at first; Near Photographic memory; Thought Jesus Christ cured the leopards instead of the lepers; Almost ten pounds when I was born with very wide shoulders; Easiest child for my mom to have; Hard to find hats to fit my large head; I am my worse enemy/critic; Science Fiction/Fantasy fan; I need to be needed; Give drawings away with tip when I go to a restaurant; Wanted to name our daughter after a Doctor Who character, but my wife said no; 2001, had my first and final blind date which led to marriage in 2003; Good at making people laugh; Not a great dancer but I like to dance none the less; A bit near sided.My confirmation name is George; faull name is Kurt George Michael Lewis; Jokes come from my confirmation and middle name positioning; Pop Culture fan; Not a sports fan; Born with a gut; Was disappointed that I was not Frankenstein's monster; Can talk people about almost anything. Like to talk; Optimistic; Big fan of Submarine Sandwiches; Love fruit and vegetables; Allergic to most things that grow; Not allergic to people; Hate Goodbyes; Was raised Catholic; Live in Palatine Illinois since I was three; Born in a town called Indiana in Pennsylvania; Big coffee drinker since I met my wife; I like to sing; Talk to myself a lot; Favorite Rock group is Queen; B movies are awesome; Prefer black/white;

If you don’t want to say or know all this to describe who I am, just call me, Kurt. Simpler to remember and to say.